Something Evil-Maddy did...so I decided to do it to...


1)Your Name?
Nathan

A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.


2)Your Age?
15

As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.


3)One of Your Friends?
Michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
(pfft...yeah right! XDDD)


4)What Should You Be Doing?
Practicing Piano

An extremely stressful process including playing scales, pieces, chords, etc. Can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Usually ends in sore hands and fingers and temporary insanity.


5)Birthplace?
Dyer

Coolest last name ever. Cant get better than it.
Originally an English last name.


6)Month of Your Birth?
September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.


7)Last Person You Talked To?
Max

Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
(XDDD)


8)One of Your Nicknames?
Nate

a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.
(OMG WTF???!!! DX)